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Welcome, True Believers!

Welcome to the new home for the Jeff and Will Show! If you're reading this, you either know us personally, or accidentally stumbled upon this site searching for Star Trek Meets Harry Potter fanfiction. Either way, WELCOME! We have our newest show on the right, our older shows under "Archives" on the left, and a bunch of useless info scattered around. Collect all 23 pieces and win the knowledge that you wasted an hour of your time!

Newest Update - 4/18/12
The official podcast for Beta Males everywhere is back with another thrill-killing issue! To download issue 39, hover over the red underlined link in the Newest Podcast section to the right (LOOK FOR YELLOW!) and right click -> save target as to download to your computer as an MP3. It's drm-free, with all the info pre-loaded, and will play in any kind of media player!

Update - 1/29/12
FINALLY, they have returned! To download issue 38, hover over the red underlined link in the Newest Podcast section to the right (LOOK FOR YELLOW!) and right click -> save target as to download to your computer as an MP3. It's drm-free, with all the info pre-loaded, and will play in any kind of media player!

Update - 11/6/11
The Breaking Bad of podcasts (read: depressing) returns with yet another hour+ of ponderous yet confusing hullabaloo! To download issue 37, hover over the red underlined link in the Newest Podcast section to the right (LOOK FOR YELLOW!) and right click -> save target as to download to your computer as an MP3. It's drm-free, with all the info pre-loaded, and will play in any kind of media player!

Update - 9/19/11
The Mad Men of podcasts (read: often delayed) is BACK! To download issue 36, hover over the red underlined link in the Newest Podcast section to the right (LOOK FOR YELLOW!) and right click -> save target as to download to your computer as an MP3. It's drm-free, with all the info pre-loaded, and will play in any kind of media player!

Update - 8/13/11
Back, and with new equipment! To download issue 35, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player.

Update - 7/6/11
The show that can't be killed... isn't!.... still. Anyway, new podcast that unfortunately had some technical glitches. What does that mean for YOU? To download issue 34 parts 1 and 2, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save link as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player. Guaranteed to make you feel things!

Update - 6/12/11
OH GOD THEY'RE BACK! To download issue 33, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player. Do it for momma! DO IT FOR MOMMA!

Update - 5/24/11
A much more timely update schedule is now in effect! To download issue 32, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player. Do it or else we won't make more! (We'll make more, we'll just think less of you).

Update - 5/1/11
We're still alive, despite your wishes! To download issue 31, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player. Do it or else that cute girl/boy will NEVER notice you!

Update - 4/2/11
The multi-person-listened-to-by podcast is back with issue 30! To download issue 30, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player. Go on, go get it boy/girl! Go get it!

Update - 3/2/11
The boys are alive! Issue 29 is now online, with no sacrifice needed! To download issue 28, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player. Download it today!

Update - 2/1/11
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD, PLANET HOUSTON! Issue 28 is online! Issue 6 was deleted to make room, so make sure to download any podcasts in line for deletion. To download issue 28, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player. Download it today and play it backwards to see what happens! (Nothing)

Update - 1/5/11
At long last issue 27 is online! Ring in the new year with the original mediocre misfits of podcasting, Jeff and Will! To make room for this and future podcasts, issues 4 and 5 have been removed from the podcast archive. Remember to download any podcasts up for removal, because once they're gone, they're gone. To download issue 27, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player. Download it today, or else you will have to download it another time!

Update - 12/13/10
Issue 26 is online! Shocking year-end finale! Who will live? Who will die? Who cares? This issue is so explosive that we've had to delete issue 3 from the podcast archive in order to make room! Remember to download any podcasts up for removal, because once they're gone, they're gone. To download issue 26, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player. Download it today, or be cursed for all of 2011!

Update - 11/22/10
Issue 25 is online, at last! To make room, Issue 2 has been removed from the podcast archive. Remember to download any podcasts up for removal, because once they're gone, they're gone. For now, courage! To download issue 25, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player. If you don't, you'll be required to step aside for an in-depth pat down.

Update - 11/16/10
For those who have tried to access our site over the past couple days, you will have noticed it wasn't up. The server troubles are over, so download away!

Update - 10/31/10
Issue 24 is online! As previously mentioned, Issue 1 has been removed from the podcast archive in order to make way for newer issues. Remember to grab any podcasts up for removal that you may have deleted because once it's gone, it's gone. But now, onto the new! To download issue 24, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player. Download today!

Update - 10/12/10
Issue 23 is online! No issues were sacrificed to be able to upload this one, but issue 1 will be soon removed to make way for issue 24. Be sure to download because once it's gone, it's gone. Back to issue 23: To download, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player. Download today, because all of your cool friends are doing it! Don't you want to be like all your cool friends?

Update - 9/12/10
First, the bad news. Due to storage issues, we will be periodically removing old shows in order to make way for new shows. As such, Issue 0 has been removed from the server. Make sure to regularly download any shows you missed, so you won't miss out. The good news is, Issue 22 is online! To download, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player. Download it today, and we guarantee you won't find a horse head in your bed. Unless you want one, in which case we'll make it happen, but we need a horse.

Update - 9/1/10
Issue 21 is online! To download, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player. Download today, otherwise what's the point of living?

Update - 8/12/10
Issue 20 is online! To download, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player. Download today. Or don't. But do.

Update - 7/14/10
Issue 19 is online. "FINALLY!" I hear you all saying. To download, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player. Download today, or else THE TERRORISTS WIN!

Update - 6/29/10
Issue 18 is now online after a month-long Summer hiatus! To download, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player. Download today, or may God have mercy on us all!

Update - 5/27/10
Issue 17 is finally online! After an extended between-show break, we're back and better than ever about the same. To download, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player. Download today! For all our sakes, DOWNLOAD TODAY!

Update - 5/1/10
Issue 16 is now online! Like Archduke Francis Ferdinand once said "I may have been shot by an assassin, but had I lived to hear issue 16 of Confused and Irritable I'm sure it would have been awesome!" Listen to that man and download away! To download, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player.
Update 1: The 7-2-09 show of Jeff and Will Classic has been removed from the podcast archive to make way for new shows. It's similar to the way society eliminates the elderly to make way for ADORABLE babies! MORE ADORABLE BABIES BEING UPLOADED SOON!

 

Update - 4/20/10
Get out your sunday best and lock the kids in the basement, Issue #15 is now online! To download, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player. I'll update the featured links eventually (I'M AN IMPORTANT AND BUSY MAN, OK?!?) but here's a direct link to the Star Wars trailer we mention at the end of the issue:

ORIGINAL STAR WARS TRAILER

Update - 4/6/10
Issue #14 is now online! TIS A GLORIOUS DAY! To download, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player. Any links to stuff played or mentioned will be posted under Featured Links in the near future.

Update - 3/22/10
Issue #13 is now online! HOORAY FOR EVERYONE! To download, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player. Any links to stuff played or mentioned will be posted under Featured Links eventually.

Update - 3/16/10
The Featured Links for Issue #12 have now been posted. Find it by clicking the big "Featured Links" on the left side of this page. Enjoy!

Update - 3/11/10
Issue #12 is now online. To download, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player. Any links to stuff played or mentioned will be posted under Featured Links in the next few days. Not sure where Featured Links is? Look left. Was that so hard? Now go take out the trash and finish your vegetables.

Update - 2/28/10
Recording of issue #12 has been delayed for another week or so. In the meantime, enjoy the launch of our new stopgap feature: Jeff and Will Classic. This show was first recorded on 7/2/09, 1 week after Michael Jackson died, which was a hot topic at the time (I don't know if any of you people actually remember that, way back in the day). Anyway, there's an issue where the audio cuts in the middle of a sentence as we go to break at the end of each segment, so ignore it and keep listening. It was a technical mistake on our end when recording it. The show has been divided into 6 parts (2 parts per "hour", minus the very few commercials). Download them all and listen to the whole thing, it's quite nostalgic and interesting to hear how we used to sound compared to now (hint: we were more professional-sounding).

Update - 2/17/10
Issue #11 is now online. No links this issue, just listen and pay attention. You damned kids don't pay attention anymore. So buckle down and study, and maybe after we'll take you out for a malt.

Update - 2/06/10
Issue #10 is now online. We made it to the double digits! Links to audio we played can be found in Featured Links. Don't know where that is? Look left. No, your OTHER left. There you go. Click it. Go on, it's clean. Also, download the podcast. To download, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player.

 

Update - 1/24/10
Issue #9 is now online. LINKS TO STUFF WE TALK ABOUT IN THIS ISSUE AND ISSUE 8 ARE UP, so click Featured Links on the left side to find them. To download the podcast, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player.

Update - 1/16/10
Issue #8 is now online. All of the links to stuff we talk about is up in the Featured Links section. To download the podcast, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player. It's so easy, even a caveman could do it. Ha ha ha! Like those caveman insurance commercials on the picture box! Oh what will those Madison Avenue geniuses cook up next?

Update - 1/06/10
Issue #7 is now up. Relevant links will be posted later in the Featured Links section. To download, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player. ENJOY! Or don't. See if we care.

Ok, we care.

Update - 1/04/10
Many (two) of you have been wondering where the Jeff and Will Classic episode is. Well, we didn't do it yet, but we swear we have a really good reason: we're on vacation. Yes, we said we'd get it up, but let's be honest. If your boss asks you to come in over your vacation to file some papers, you aren't gonna say "no". You just "forget" to come in, and assume he isn't going to fire you, since that's not a terminatable offense. Our pleasure takes precedence over professionalism. Now, you may be saying "but YOU'RE the one who promised US you'd do it!" This is true, but if there's one thing we've proven time and time again, we are both ambitious AND inept. That critical balance is the yin and yang of the Confused and Irritable universe. Do you wish to unmake the universe? DO YOU?!?

Anyway, don't worry, it's still coming, but we'll be recording issue #7 this week, since we're both rearing to geek out into microphones. Keep checking back for updates.

Update - 12/23/09
Issue #6, THE LAST SHOW OF THE DECADE, is up. Relevant links will be posted later in the Featured Links section. We're on vacation from recording new shows for the next week or so, but next week is the beginning of Jeff and Will Classics, so check back next week, and follow us on Twitter for all updates.

Update - 12/20/09
Update 1: I've tweaked a few things around the site and added new links from issues 3 through 5 to the Featured Links section. Give them a watch, I guarantee you'll love them. Also...

Update 2: With the quality of talk radio going down the tubes, one shining beacon of mediocrity continues to bring entertainment to upwards of 7 people per week: US! In the interest of getting the most out of our bandwidth bill, and making the wait between new shows less irritating, we are happy to announce a brand new feature of the continuing saga of the Jeff and Will show: Jeff and Will Classic! Did you not know about Jeff and Will in the Morning on KKSM? Did you listen to us, and block all memories out like a childhood trauma? Well now you can re-live it, as I will intermittedly be uploading random, full shows from our original and second runs on REAL TERRESTRIAL RADIO. This new feature will start soon, so keep your ear to the ground and your chests sparkly!

Update - 12/13/09
Issue #5 is finally online! To download, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player.

Update - 12/06/09
For all those that downloaded issue #4, please redownload. An error must have occurred during the upload, as listeners reported the show cutting off at 51 minutes in. The podcast has been reuploaded, tested, and is verified as working correctly. We apologize for this oversight.

Update - 12/02/09
Issue #4 is now online! To download, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player.

Update - 11/23/09
Issue #3 is now live! To download, hover over the red underlined link in the Featured Podcast section to the right, or any red underlined links in the Podcasts section to the left, then right click -> save as to download to your computer. It's DRM-free, tagged, and will play in any kind of media player.

Update - 11/15/09
Issue #2 is now live. After you listen, find the link to the music video we ended with in the Featured Links section.

Update - 11/09/09
Links from Issue #1 are now posted in the Featured Links section.

Update - 11/5/09
Issue #1 is now live! Relevant links will be posted in the next few days in the Featured Links section.

Update - 11/2/09
We're just getting our bearings with the new site, so it's going to be relatively barebones for a bit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Newest Podcast

Issue #39 - 4/15/12
In the 39th issue of Confused and Irritable, the boys discuss alternate titles for tv shows, holograms, box office bombs, and more. Plus, obscure 90's alternative!